Her defense didn’t have a great case. Hard to defend a defamation case when your client can’t stop perjuring herself on the stand. 

Amber’s defense really shit the bed. 

Well the internet’s going to be a raging mess for a while now. Which civil defamation case on balance of probabilities do you believe? The one in the jurisdiction where he had all the legal advantages that found he’s the liar who beat her a dozen times, or the one in the jurisdiction where she had all the legal…

Ok so let’s go thru these points in order:

im 42, having to check that then type it has ruined my day

I know that this is not the point of the article, but calling a 51/4 floppy a “40 year old disk” sends me immediately into midlife crisis.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

I literally had this exact conversation about JK Rowling who, apparnetly, is still on her TERF bullshit on twitter getting into arguments with people who barely have any followers. It’s so baffling that we’re watching extremely wealthy people lose their fucking minds when they can easily just go “wait—I’m rich!”

I’m…

Musk has the emotional maturity of a teenager.  This is frankly REALLY common among rich people who were born rich, as Musk was.  They never connect with the real world in any appreciable sense and so they never develop the social skills to navigate it.

No, no no no no no. He’s just saying that such things are the natural, and desirable state of the world, and any attempt to amend that is morally unjustifiable. 

“Woke” is another word co-opted to be an insult, in a long line of things people co-opt because the truth behind the terms and/or discussion make them uncomfortable.

You’re missing so, so many other good tweets from this.

I really don’t understand this guy. He’s rich, he owns several companies, he has the ability to go anywhere and do basically anything, why is he shitposting on Twitter?

Yes, horribly, that’s absolutely what he’s trying to say. 

He’s insanely rich because he started out ridiculously rich because of apartheid South Africa, I think you can guess

Musk not giving people credit for anything he shows off is exactly the reason why his army of Weird Nerds think that he singlehandedly invented Rockets, Space Travel, Electric Cars, and the entire concept of Engineering.

Famous Asshole: “Hey, look at this funny thing I found, 95 million followers.”

So how is “being woke” a lie?

He always looks like he’s struggling to keep his face from sliding clean off his skull.