The last time I had this much fun, I got hit it the head with a baseball.

He meant Gabillions, it’s a minor mistake

I appreciate the farm(track)-to-table advertising.

Sorry, but you have to reroll if the dice don’t land on a table.

There’s ticks in there.

Goodnight sweet prince

Whole Foods goes whole asshole

I’m pretty sure anything will taste good if you cook it in butter.

I wonder if maybe all humans are trash and not just men. Hmmm

You’re not Ashley. Where is Ashley? Bring back Ashley, #1 in sports

I object!

What if we ban homers entirely? Treat them like a foul ball or an out.

Bic Mac will find you in the end

The B-Wing is the best wing partly because it doesn’t follow the alphabet naming structure. The folding wings and rotating cockpit are the icing on the cake.

Who could have seen this coming?

Who could have seen this coming?

That’s the face I make when I’m trying to come up with a scapegoat for my failures too!

I’m thinking that Brown was wearing the wrong color cleats and they found out when he punted the ball. Otherwise it doesn’t make sense, the NFL has a solid, long standing policy against suspending players for assault(or attempted)

Nani? Baka!

My lovely sister judge me by my clothes food, yeah
Only to learn to her mistake, not everyone’s alike
We’re not all a uptight, ah, no fuss, no fight
Cool that way, let me tell you ‘bout the cool that way