“What’s that Titan? Timmy’s stuck in a well? And you swallowed the well?”

So you’re saying it is Reverse Racism? Got it

The Browns had a higher losing percentage last year than a winning percentage. How is that not a losing season? 7-8-1 is a losing season. Sorry to rain on your parade :(

Has he been wearing the same helmet for his entire NFL career? Not the same model but the exact same helmet? 

The main issue I have with the original movie is how bland the Gelflings are. They barely emote. It’s been almost forty years since the original was released, I find it hard to believe that they couldn’t have figured a way to breathe some life into them in that time.

It’s like corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hotdog

I’d beat the devil outta that!

Terrifying

There must be a cycle for comments too. Unwritten rule I guess

FERREAL HOGS ARE OUR FRIENDS! 

Further proof that Cleveland is a No Man’s Land

They welcomed him with arms wide open

They have been selling these in the Baltimore area for a couple of weeks. The taste is slightly different from a normal Whopper, but the texture is spot on. I don’t think I would be able to tell that it’s not meat without knowing in advance.

That’s not a Pokemon

I would pay good money to see a CGI Marlon Brando catman dance

How do I change the color of the font in Kinja? Asking for a friend

When I first moved into my current apartment the management company had an exterminator come around. They left a couple of large sticky traps including one in my kitchen in the corner where the dishwasher met the wall. A month or so later I came home from work, walked into the kitchen and stepped onto one half of the…

Give that man an extension! 161 mil for 7 years, sounds reasonable

KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN OR I CALL THE CA

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