I think you should lower your expectations. If they were going to delay adding all of the Pokemon to the game they would have said that. If that is indeed what they meant then they made a monumental mistake and I think they would have walked it back or clarified by now. The fact that they haven’t is pretty telling.

Game Freak delayed Pokemon Bank functionality for Sun and Moon by a couple of months. They also made it clear, at the time, that full functionality was coming. This is different. They are clearly saying that not all pokemon will be playable in sword and shield.

*fart noise*

Teamwork makes the dream work

The panhandle of Maryland is Appalachia. 

His name is Roget, get it right

Why does an article about Amir Wilson have a picture of Dafne King?

I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole interaction with Shield and Fury is faked as well. 

Edit: Nevermind, I was wrong

If they were going to make anything bigger it should have been her hair.

I’m still waiting for Shazam to spirit me back to the better timeline.

I always loved how he didn’t find out what his middle name was until he went in the army

Odds are good that half of his siblings were eaten by snakes though.

Just leave a can of Pam in the bathroom. Problem solved!

It’s time for George Clinton to finally show us what he can do. Hit it or quit it!

The Orioles only ruin pitchers. They waste position players, big difference, get it straight.

Or a giant dinosaur poop

He butchered “Sailin On” by Bad Brains the same way. Slow and boring

Just wait, the Orioles are coming for all yall records!

Imagine how much better the world would be if every show was based on a pun.