*Hot Take artist returns to slap you in the face with another Hot Take*

I’m just glad you’re finally covering the Orioles. Been breaking records left and right

Overeating, which can lead to weight gain, is a symptom of depression. 

I’m pretty sure he lost to one of the greatest NFL defenses of all time, not Trent Dilfer

They went out of their way to set the rules for their time travel. Nothing that changed in the past affected the future as long as they returned the infinity stones

It means she hasn’t ruled making a bad decision. Everything’s on the table!

It will be hidden in Bran’s wheelchair. That’s why it requires assembly.

“for I knew that the King in Red had opened his tattered mantle and there was only God to cry to now.”

Get wrecked Karen

I had that first one, it was terrible.

Bran’s gonna be hiding under the blanket or up in the heart tree

Slightly less absurd:

This makes perfect sense. He’s the youngest child, he just wants attention! What better way then to fake paralysis and learn to time travel in your head?

I’m sure the show will sidestep it somehow. They throw time, distance, lore and logic out the window on the regular.

Like this, but in a wheelchair!

Maybe he can donate it. He doesn’t emote anymore so he doesn’t really need it.

“Tyrone” is one letter away from “Throne”! Coincidence? 

Arya is going full Lone Wolf and Cub next week, Baby Cart at the River Styx style(Wheelchair at the Godswood)!

There was a coworker eating Bugles in the stall next to me once. He tried to be so quiet but it was a super tiny bathroom. Who eats Bugles anyway? WTF