The Clash is penis-gazey music?

I don’t know, I’m not a vegan. Just wanted to throw out that interesting tidbit

I know this is a joke however vegans CAN eat other humans if that human gives consent. Human milk is also vegan

It’s also the first time he’s been able to grab it with two hands

It is smashed in between my thoughts and prayers, so yes

Jalopnik

You can’t just run up to the Gizmoduck line and just stop!?! WTF Lego?!?

Can they put some pants on the live action Sonic while they’re at it?

Charlie’s Angels: Dark Fate

Only 432 weeks until the next book comes out! Sorry bad joke, it’s never coming out :(

Is the parrot also hot?

Obama is a deep state hologram confirmed

Neither softboiled or baked eggs would make it to the next round if they were in different brackets. These are both “16 seed”s for sure

I too enjoy cricket!

Frank Zappa

This is going to be even worse than Last Stand.

You don’t want to know. NSFW, pretty kinky

The one with Goose looks like a pair of ray-bans to me. Is it supposed to be a cat?

NEEDS MORE DOLPHINS!!!