You’re gonna get punched so hard!

What did you buy with all those stars? I’m still saving up for the Ninja Turtle color changing power ring

The answer is yes

Twist ending! The real otter was dressed in the fake otter costume! And everyone has a turtle hat!

Keep on vaping those crystals or whatever

You might want to check your math. Sounds to me like he is one of the “glass is 99% full” people.

That’s true of the early samurai for sure. Not at all true of the Tokugawa era.

Is this “wine” you mentioned something I can spread on toast?

Look philaDJ, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

The deep state was working with DARPA to develop an AI that could impersonate Putin. But they never expected it could learn to love, and now it’s coaching in the NFL.

You did it wrong

“I’m already the head coach of a team, you wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.”

lol

One vanilla brainshake please

America is not ready for this jelly

The rare triple-doink

Aren’t we all croutons spiritually?

No

I accept you apology on behalf of Brown Nosers everywhere.

Maybe some people like the taste of ass. Did you ever think of that?