#1 Car Seat

Guessing that he had Daisy Bell playing on loop for motivation.

It Takes Two (1988) detered me from ever lusting after a Countach 5000. I mean, who wants a car with all used parts inside?

The hidden balls trick originated with the Thai Ladyboy team.

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

I'm camping behind some crates right now, watching you read this.

@The4thMolinaBrother: That joke would have been more fitting if it was MSU's home field.

@LastVigilante: No doubt. Besides it being such a good safety feature. Wiper Blades seem to last much longer from not being used so liberally.

Rain-X

The rear end looks like an old Ford Probe GT.

There's one thing to make a case for rookie not making the All-Star team, but starting? Cmon' Barry, you're batting in the wrong ballpark.

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: RoadMONSTER

There are cases when you pick your nose and notice a sharp hangnail scratching the inner workings of your nostril, you in turn, look down and bite it off to avoid injuring yourself on the next pick.

Sure beats mainlining Sunny D.

@drunko: your point would be valid if a yellow card, miscalled foul, or flop always resulted in a scoring chance.

@Civil Negligence:

@asliceofbacon: Sorta like in the NBA when a guy driving to the net grunts, "Arggggggh", as if someone just took his arm off with a chainsaw. When in fact he wasn't touched or the defender got all ball, but still draws the foul.

Karma

@DangerousLiberal: you missed my point entirely.