@DangerousLiberal: you missed my point entirely.

Somewhere in South Africa there's a small dark room filled with FIFA officials celebrating that we made it to the next round so they can get PAID for a few more games.

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...each Phillie, who, one by one, forced himself on me, rough and hard and smelling like Spray and Starch...

Guy had some balls getting out of the car. Call me timid, but that just didn't seem like a good idea.

Why they didn't start Cisse is one of the biggest questions. He scored 23 goals in 28 games for Panathinaikos this season.

Don't worry about the Pope's sensitive aging parts. The Cathloic church has their best Vajazzler on the job.

You can try to grab about 10 shards and try to stack them together, hoping that the dip can somehow glue the whole thing together on the trip to your mouth, but this is an extremely risky maneuver that usually ends with the chips and dip on the floor/your shoes....

You know why I grew a beard at the age of 15? Because I could. Now go sit down & stfu. -Alex

The joke's on you a**holes. He drives an AVEO.

Pitch was pregame over watered more than the Matthew Clemens, aka- The Philly Puker.

Don't they make airplane "black boxes" for boats?

I have not tried Oreo Cakesters yet

@Sheed's Bald Spot: That's what happens when you are 37yrs old and have lost a step. My man still has a wicked free kick though. He almost averaged 5 goals a year with Real Madrid. Not bad for a left back huh?

Ricardo Carvalho

Ahh yes, the old sports adage, "Go BIG or go home".

It all started here...

@kemperboyd: Why does this article state, "UK, British, etc"?

@kemperboyd: I stand corrected.

@FlakJack: Hey, the girl's made some big mistakes...Landon Donovan