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Why don't we ever get any middle aged, "veteran young guy" stories? I bet drunk older ladies (who seem to have cRaziness running through their desperate veins) make for some whacky adventures. (Edit comment)

I wasn't a fan until seeing AMERICAN MASTERS Good Ol' Charles Schulz. Pretty good bio on where Peanuts came from, the family history of Charles Schultz, and why the strip is based on Self-deprecation and the sad world around us. He was a pretty sheltered quiet man, with limited family and social skills.

Why wouldn't they just make it kids 13 and under? Why play the height card and get yourself in trouble? No one wants to deal with cries of heightism.

I once pull next to a car (after bar hours/2am) to witness a woman who was driving while giving a guy head. He was steering the vehicle a bit, while in a half paralyzed head back relaxed state. To this day, my buddies discuss this version road head as, "taking it to the next level".

Great article. Being a road warrior for my job, traveling 30weeks + out of the year, I found priceline or orbitz to be the best value. "Name your own price" does have it's horror stories once in a while, but to the flexible traveler the savings can't be beat. Why bother with all of the rewards point bs when you can…

@IN THE FACE!: I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

I wonder if the Ferrari factory workers resent their buyers. To me it would be like putting your heart and soul into building what would amount to a new born baby with a 550hp engine. Shortly after releasing it into the wild with first time mother you hear that she neglected to take care of it and it died.

@crespo: Yes, great mention of Messi's midfield help. We'll see how Barcelona shape up this season. They are the best team (on paper) in the world at the moment. Xavi & Iniesta are great players, but their height and lack of physical presence concern me. Villa is a STUD! Torres is crying right now after losing the…

@Kerc 2.0 beta: Most recognizable car on the planet and still looks awesome today. I think we're past the miami vice, white suit jacket, douchebaggery associated with this car and can now appreciated the icon that it has become.

@Murray Hewitt: Ahh I'm not alone. Always thought that instead of being called in from the bullpen, he'd be ou tin the stadium parking lot elbow deep in grease working on his car.

All this talk about drag racing and no mention of Three-time NHRA Winston Top Fuel champion No. 5, Shirley Muldowney? Cmon'!

Joe Cole is a play creator with good vision and poise. He needs a Drogba or supporting cast to either finish or draw players away from him. Will Torres fit the bill as his Drogba substitute this season?

@SponsoredbyV8: Our carryout is so fast, it delivers itself.

Is it illegal to just "bowl" the ball towards home, literally rolling it on the ground underhand til' it reaches home plate?

...and that's how NASCAR was started. Left, left, left, left, left...

Karen Sypher is a master of her craft and should be commended. An additional food for thought...Why is it that the crazier, drama latent the woman is, the better they are in bed?

So as I get into the bathroom with my probation officer, I really have to toot.

#12 Hair can hide anything!

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