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Yup. If hes so unhappy in the marriage, no matter the reasons (he could be the problem she could be the problem, doesnt matter) then he should get a divorce then go sleep with young actresses. Just dont do it while you are married, you deserve all the hurt you get in that case.

"What are you doing tonight?"

The solution is to arm the cat.

Kat, people misspeak. Being a little uneducated doesn't always mean you're being offensive. How can we expect people to want to learn and ask questions if your knee-jerk reaction is to accuse them? (Which, by the way, is something I see a lot on ROYGBIV).

Ummm. Right argument wrong wrong wrong situation.

I think we should take it even further! Let's screen for these people at polling stations, snatch the ballots out of their hands, and cluck, "Sorry... you don't NEED feminism." disapprovingly.

If I were a man and some woman piped up with "I'm not a feminist..." I would look her in the eye and say "Excuse me. MEN are talking here" and then ignore her for the rest of the evening.

I think this is the only time I've had penis envy.

Well it's great (but exhausting) fun while it lasts. But damn the cost of batteries was killing me.

As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

Tim, you didn't even need to give that much of an apology. It's great that you wanted to be considerate and express some regret, but I hope you weren't pressured to do it. You weren't out of line.

It's what they do when confronted with the truth that demonstrates their character.

I mean...maybe? I'm pretty sure Gisele doesn't host a nightly satirical news show though, and Jon Stewart's modeling career was tragically cut short by his crippling Short Jewitis.

#NotAllAttentionWhores

Humblebrag Level: Infinity x100000000000000000000

#humblebrag

I'm glad I am not the only one who misses Bethenny Getting Married. I don't know why I was so addicted to that show!

Well. I mean sure, but if you post it on instagram you're not just trying to amuse your daughter.

Correct use of apostrophes enhances the beauty of the world.