I knew he was bad but this has me floored. You think this is a lark? They never caught the four men who raped me. But I had sooooo much fun pointing fingers. Right.

In fact I was terrified of looking at line-ups since I was roofied and I had few clear memories. I was so scared of pointing out the wrong brothers to a…

Pretty much. Something like "Cersei was grateful that Tiffany and Aiden Johnson were there to give her food. She had traveled for so long and was so hungry."

Make sure you drink it right away. Vodka goes bad once you open it. : P

Not all lentils!

Guys. For $2 I will kill you off on my Tumblr devoted to Jezebel commenter fanfic. Be the first one to die in the next edition of my hit series "Lesbian Shitasses 3: Problematic Lentils and Diva Cups."

I think the survey would make more sense divided into single people and people in relationships, or people who don't have sex frequently and people who do. I'm in a relationship, so I get what I need from him. But when I'm single, things are different. I imagine it's that way for a lot of people.

Yeah, I can't remember what season it was, but I think at some point Tim Gunn tells one of the contestants how disappointed he is and that they missed a great opportunity to make a woman feel really good about herself. Love Tim Gunn!

There is nothing subtle about that dress, therefore there is nothing subtle about the reaction to the dress.

I never would have noticed he was staring at her ass if it hadn't been pointed out - I was too busy looking at her ass to even notice there was a dude in the photo.

We're pretty much all just looking at her ass too, honestly.

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

"Good on 2 Million Bikers for meeting bare minimum standards of human decency, I guess."

Every episode featured me yelling at the screen "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!"

I think the evidence weighs more heavily to here being pretty much just Greek, but to be fair, this bust would have been garishly painted with who knows what shade of skin

I wrote this down thread but I'll post this again: we honestly don't know what Cleopatra's ethnic background was, but much evidence has shown that she wasn't a "conventional" beauty. Stacey Schiff compared her with Bette Midler - not a great beauty but charming and sexy.

This isn't a vote for Jolie's Cleopatra, but Cleo and everyone in her family were the products of fairly rigorous inter-breeding within one family, the Ptolemys (new reality show idea??) who were Greek. The original Ptolemy was one of Alexander the Great's generals who, after Al died, divvied up his empire. Ptolemy…

I'll bet that there are more guys that are attracted to you than you give credit for. Even when I was dating I'd see 100 girls a week I was attracted to but had no reason to talk to them and never approached for fear of looking like some creeper.

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?