You're welcome! We ran with "Cocktails and carousing to follow" on one line of ours. I am especially proud of that, for some reason. (We didn't actually use "hey, come to the thing" but I endorse its use wholeheartedly.)
I really hated living in a small rural area as a teen, but I always knew that if something like this happened the whole town would be out there for me. It's a very beautiful thing to grow up with.
uh-uh don't ever underestimate the random corn field. You're on your way to get coffee and BOOM corn as far as you can see! Wtf right?
I love my weird antisocial little cat SO MUCH but I was totally giving her the stink eye while reading this comment.
I swear that dogs have a special sense for when their protection/support is needed. My family's dog always knows if you're sad and will come to where you are and just sit and press her body against yours however she can, or if she can she'll hop up on the couch/chair where you're sitting and climb into your lap. …
I let my pup eat the last bite of my delicious sandwich after reading this. THE LAST BITE.
My dog is essentially Angie Jordan. Its her way until pay day and where is her ham. If you're on the couch, she's on the couch making sure you have to sit in a yoga position. The only time my dog has ever been near me but not on me or pushing me off the couch/bed is when I had knee surgery. She just sat quietly on the…
When going through cancer treatment, various friends' dogs (and a random iguana) would guard me and whenever I'd get tired or start to not feel good, they'd REALLY guard me, and make sure that people left me alone. Usually by sitting on me, or giving the stink eye to anyone who talked louder than a whisper. My heart…
As the owner of a pretty big pair I would totally do this if it would make my boobs look as good as they do in a good bra all the time. Cleavage is great and all but it would be nice to look hot in a t-shirt and no bra sometimes.
I like how he basically calls her irrelevant, but he was following her on Twitter obviously.
As a fat person as well (though, sadly, much much fatter than you) I understand humiliation only too well. I feel it every time I leave the house and walk among the normies. Once, I went on a date with this guy that I'd met online. I sent him several photos of myself (so that he'd know what he was getting himself…
She had an advantage, no doubt, but that advantage wasn't the only thing that got her where she is.
I truly don't think this guy is just an asshole. I am not trying to diagnose him, because obviously that's not responsible, but there are mental illnesses that manifest like this, with delusions and self-isolating behavior. I know a woman who monitors her son's facebook to see when he starts having an uptick in…
Jesus had a ton of friends.
I believe that there are certain qualities that may be worthy of rape.
John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.
I was just *listening* to it and had to check my glass to make sure I was sober.