People don't seem to understand that I didn't have to set my current book collection on fire. In fact, I didn't even have to sign a contract promising to put them in storage. And still, whenever a friend sees the kindle, they're all "Ohhh I could NEVER use a kindle, I LOVE books, I just love the way they feel, the…

Yes. It's really too bad. I'd planned to do things with my life besides puking, but now it's all I can do, forever.

Down with jokes!

Ugh, what?! I think maybe that doctor has been watching too much House.

I think you're being fair. For whatever that's worth.

Ugh, that used to happen to me all the time! So embarrassing!!!! Thank Geez for Rick Perry

It seems like he's making a bunch of jokes, not just laughing inappropriately, so I've decided to believe that he just finds everything hilarious. Which is kinda brilliant.

Oyyy, or in Homeward Bound when Shadow finally comes over that hill? What a mess I was.

I made it to 1:56, who knew I was so tolerant?

LOL

"Uterine scoop" made me shudder

Hey, your life is my life! You know, since moving to Chicago from NYC, I haven't once been turned away from a fancy bar because of my scuffed shoes? True fact.

Seriously. I'm a big fan of the graphic novels, so this spoiler is very "Ugh, finally."

Oh my God. I only just now, because of your comment, realized that it ISN'T " Patti Stranger." Oy vey

Um, you are brilliant, long-suffering, and hearted.

That man taught me how to write. Pippin Parker, Playwriting Professor!

He's a crazy person completely out of touch with reality. She's super hot and make a pretty hilarious joke (that no one seems to give her credit for.) Seriously you think she had no idea it was funny? Woman's not a moron, plus she was literally laughing about it.

I am floored by the amount of attention her pose is getting. Kinda brilliant, Angie.

Also Dario Argento's Tenebre. It's a popular plot.

But, I mean, she literally laughed about it. She couldn't have been taking it dead-seriously.