R-rated for language. You know, the language that was being flung at this kid by other kids on the bus. And now he's too young to get into a movie that's about his own life. Oy.

Oh no. I need to see that Luda-cat. This confirms that I will be hitting F5 for the rest of the work day.

I love that one, especially singing "Put my feet back on the ground..."

I... think I just died.

I hope they start calling it the There's No 'I' in 'Uterus' Act.

He could at least pretend to be remorseful. Oy.

Oh, give them the benefit of the doubt, they could be both!

Rapist vampires.

Ah! You finally phrased this in a way that will be easy for me to make the dudes understand: it's not her dress that you find objectionable, it is her body that you find objectionable. So clear, and so clearly awful. Thanks. A few years ago I was trying to have this argument with some male colleagues who were…

Ha! I was thinking this too. Sherlock Babies, in which the famous detective only sees the culprits up to the waist.

Only if by "overweight" you mean that when Karl Lagerfeld starts talking about her weight, she rolls her eyes and sing-songs "Over it!"

Good gracious, don't spit! If you do, he'll get you thrown in the psych ward.

I had so much trouble in high school. I started menstruating my freshman year, and after that, I was just constantly finding myself pregnant. My parents told me to cut it out, but how? I burned effigies of storks. All snips, snails, puppy dog tails went straight in the trash can, as did all my mom's powdered,…

WAIT. B-Cumb is Smaug??????!!!! More exclams for emphasis!!! !!!!!!! How did I not know this? Thanks for the info, what a good day I'm having now.

Ohhhh, Newt Dogg, the ultimate narcissist. This reminds me of the frankly terrifying doodles he did featuring himself as arbiter of mankind and center of the universe: [www.slate.com]

What's hilarious to me about the whole thing is how calculated it is. It seems a bit evil-mastermindy to have to put that much effort into conveying how into someone you are. These are the things that should come naturally if you are into someone. If they don't, why not try saying something like "We should make out…

Thanks for that link, my day just got way better.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM USING CAPS LOCK

And remember the crocs?

I understand how awful it is to out people who don't want it, but this doesn't stop me from being hungry for it. I cling to even minor speculation about female celebrities potential gayitude. Show me people like me then show me more of them please, I am a glutton for representation.