What a showoff.

Waaaait a minute... Casey Cartwright, is that you?

That prosecutor's gonna kick himself when he hears this.

She was convicted for that crime and served the time for it already. How much more harping do you expect people do it about it?

Thirded. At least Coco owned it - the Lady Stodden just makes me depressed.

You're getting another couple centuries in purgatory for that spoiler, fyi.

I had no idea Angela was one of us bisexuals, and I thought I'd watched enough Bones that I should be forever embarrassed. Oh well, good to finally know!

Hey wait, that first one is still my irrational fear! And every time I mention it to someone, they laugh uncomfortably and change the subject. Because it's obviously ridiculous, or because I obviously have some kind of mental disability? Suspicious.

You hate sex so much you equate it with murder? Bummer.

Wow, yeah, it's kind of incredible. Like Faces of Meth, backwards.

Young horses at a sleepover party.

Damn. Should have clicked "show replies." Where are the tissues in this office?

That or it was a great excuse to not have to lease an apartment to a bunch of screeching drunk college students. Regardless, made it had to find a place to live.

I went to school in St. Louis, MO, and my three female friends and I could not get an apartment together, because multiple landlords told us it was illegal for more than three women to live in an apartment together. ...?

I think you just did, hon.

Harping on what you interpret as "faux"... harping on "low classness"... harping on "played out"... boy oh boy! Am I ever sad you wouldn't be interested in having sex with me!

Kickstart that shit, I'll donate.

They're also a great way to root out boring people who make comments like this, so you won't find yourself accidentally spending time with them.

These poor men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(:(:'(

Wait, you really don't think he's a talented singster? Maybe I just have a soft spot for him for this, but: [youtu.be]