I wrote one of those notes once. I felt extremely weird and uncomfortable about it, but she was tickled. On the other hand, who knows - this is the same woman who called me in my dorm after I broke up with her son to demand I get back together with him so he wouldn't kill himself. I didn't, and he didn't either, so…

Shit, you're right — he's setting us up for a real-life version of Black Mama, White Mama: [youtu.be]

I knew someone who attempted suicide by throwing himself into oncoming traffic. He assured doctors he wasn't suicidal and they let him go in less than 24 hours. Needed the bed, plus he didn't have insurance, so, you know, fuck him.

But even the pluginto's stickyouties have two or three prongs, right? So who are these multipronged gentlemen, and how do I meet one?

Let's call the whole thing off!

Suuuuuuuuuuure she was.

In THG, the world surrounding the Games is more of a focus, and more menacing. The first book of the trilogy could be considered the Battle-Royale-esque one. But different, definitely with less twooo-wuuvvvv focus. Then the second two books take the story even further from BR. I enjoy both, mostly because I enjoy…

They will be the partyingest five months ever.

That is so thoughtful! Thanks, G-d.

According to these guys? Certainly not!

The delivery guy might not refill your ice water, but the server only has to take the food from the kitchen to your seat. The delivery guy has to take the food all the way from the restaurant to your doorstep. Menial work, gets little respect, and it's sleeting out. All so you can stay inside to finish re-watching…

They're not just slutty, they're the MASTERMINDS of the SPERMY HOLOCAUST

An episode of Intervention?

Isn't that in the West Village?

Hey yeah, back off my homeland, would you? The proliferation of the coast=smart middle=stupid nonsense is really boring.

[en.wikipedia.org] ... unfortunately, the zombies and vampires never quite get around to fighting in this movie, but they throw in some soft-core lesbian action to make up for it.

I think "male dominated" and "boys club" are vastly different environments to work in. I worked in the latter, to the point where collaborators were stunned when they realized I knew how to write. WRITE. Obviously they are assholes, and their behavior is not typical of the dudes I know. The fact that boys clubs…

Perhaps the gentleman could set a bunch of his majillion-dollar bills on fire in the lady's honor? Be still my non-gold-digging heart.

2x

But the semicolons! They hurt my tiny brain!