Dude hit the ice at highway speed while wearing the protective equivalent of yoga pants. Ouch.

They need a better evacuation plan. 

Thanksgiving with this guy must’ve been a treat.

Any excuse to post one of my favorite coaching rants of all time:

“The Vikings’ offense, operated by the independent-thinking coordinator Bob Schnelker, may need some rethinking. How can an offense with wide receiver Anthony Carter and Walker in the same lineup be so ineffective?”

It might. For other runners. Travis and Becky are from small towns in Wisconsin. They do not do anything to impress. Did you see that Mountain Dew in the top photo? That’s the only sociopathic evidence anyone can produce.

NFL just ruled it’s not a catch

Looking forward to it

But probably one of the first time's he's eaten out.

One thing's clear. That kid is the worst person to ever attend the University of Pennsylvania.

“OH SHOOT!”

You really like living in Ontario’s shitty parts, eh? Is the next move to London or Windsor?

Stick tap Emery.

Emery was a mad man out on the ice. He once dropped the gloves with former NHL enforcer Josh Gratton at the end of an AHL game he had just won and then proceeded to celebrate with his teammates in one of the all time greatest displays of the majesty of minor league hockey.

At no point during that video did I hear either man say “no homo”.

IF this isn’t incredibly good kinja, rest assured, I was joking. That’s what we do here.

Jezebel: “NO SHIT!”

So can we go ahead and discuss what the likely outcome would have been with the police had this been a 300lb black man throwing a dumbbell at a gym patron? I can pretty much assure you that involuntary psyche eval would not have been the resolution.

this is how this all went down...

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