Stick to sports.

You know what movie is great, Leni Riefenstahl’s Olympia. Now there’s a director who could stick to sports.

Ben Askren’s wikipedia (RIP):

Kickers line up at eight yards because if you line up at seven, the ball won’t get enough lift trajectory in time to clear the line, and if you line up at nine, the edge rushers can take a wider set and turn the corner on your wings.

Speaking of not letting logic get in the way of scorching hot takes, (1) I’m not sure he can just say “Well, I’m not retiring or quitting, but I refuse to play” and that’s just fine, and, relatedly (2) the Tigers have some control over whether Cabrera runs out there every day. 

Fuck, just in time for the release of the new Ford Bronco.

So now he's taking a stab at social media?

It’s worse. He’s running for President.

That was genuinely terrifying. What’s all this getting even talk??

A separated employee has no obligation to testify in an EEOC case. It’s up to the former employee. They fired him because his testimony would be bad for the team. If the EEOC complaint was filed and being investigated and they didn’t get his unsworn declaration prior to the completion of the Report of Investigation…

I had no idea she was this qualified to be President.

Glad to. This is a list of the regions of the United States of America. Hope this helps.

Oh, sure, and I’M in the greys...

LOL, who’s throwing up technicalities here?

I mean, it’s definitly racist to call us Eskimos, so maybe instead you could use what we call ourselves? Inuit, Yupik, Inupiaq, Supiaq? (Also, if you don’t know which group name you should use, then you don’t know which group you’re talking about, and you shouldn’t use us as a joke for an article about cum).

Your mum gets it as well.

stop it marvin

Tomsula should really use a better pseudonym.

No kidding. What I usually do, and this has always worked, is put the weed in a small ziploc bag, then duck tape around the bag a few times, then put that bag in another bag, then put the whole thing in a third ziploc. Then I stuff it down into a small jar of peanut butter, cut a six inch slit in my stomach just below…