“How is this worse than what Loria was doing for the last several years?”

“Hey Doug, how about you jump up on this roast? Jamie Foxx will make it easy on you and give you a great setup.”

10 is tall for a kid, though.

I... I just wanted to say he had an invisible dick. Maybe I simply just saw what I wanted to believe was there, just grabbed at whatever I could.

Most of you likely recall last year’s Super Bowl between Atlanta and New England, in which the Falcons somehow blew a 28-3 lead and let Tom Brady claim yet another championship. But many of you may also be shocked to hear that the Falcons weren’t immediately banned from all future postseasons after that disturbing…

Did anyone else notice Jeff Triplette grinning before he announced the multiple penalties/ejections with like five minutes left in the game?

/Holds arms as far apart as I can

“Paul passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner”

I’ll never put my hands on anybody.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Since when is “He fit a description” not considered a valid explanation by law enforcement?

Product lives matter

Merchandise are people too, people forget that.

Better idea:

More of Jim Tomsula as Rodney Dangerfield:

Somebody call Dennis Rodman.

Congratulations to Drew! I knew Emmitt would eventually hire a pro social media guy!

Did any of those players have sub-50-win teams in the seasons you are referencing?

2017 NFL Draft Coin Toss Runner-Up Banner will debut during the Colts first home game this season.