/Holds arms as far apart as I can

“Paul passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner”

I’ll never put my hands on anybody.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Since when is “He fit a description” not considered a valid explanation by law enforcement?

Product lives matter

Merchandise are people too, people forget that.

Better idea:

More of Jim Tomsula as Rodney Dangerfield:

Somebody call Dennis Rodman.

Congratulations to Drew! I knew Emmitt would eventually hire a pro social media guy!

Did any of those players have sub-50-win teams in the seasons you are referencing?

2017 NFL Draft Coin Toss Runner-Up Banner will debut during the Colts first home game this season.

Sourry, but nobody is buying because they all already have the latest model!

Now for something that might actually piss you off... I am from Kansas City and live in Cleveland. Does Canada even baseball???

We are power-bottoms, you syrup-eating, hockey-loving moose-herders!!

Your mom seems to think so.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

Where is your and the authors safe space from behind the back passes?