You could be right, maybe I’m intentionally misunderstanding you in an attempt to stroke my own ego. When I started out I read a bunch of fawning and atopical compliments in response to your comment on the article, and it irked me. I read your comment, directed at a woman’s powerful go fuck yourself response (one that…

The sports fan in my life is a woman. Is this joke still funny now that (within the context of the joke, because hitting women is more hard work than I’m willing to do) I’ve beaten my wife to death with a baseball bat? Or does it only work if she beats (again, theoretically because there’s no way a 5'1" 110 lbs person…

So I’m just supposed to believe Mike Babcock hasn’t seen Pavel Bure, Teemu Selanne, or Mike Gardner play hockey? K...

COTD

This audio should be the Wilhelm scream for surprise. *Looks at restaurant bill “HHHeeeeeee bluh uhhh” 

Damn, I got the date wrong.

Well, I knew a guy, who knew a guy (no names). Long story short once we got the moose out of the way I had to throw hands with a big ole tree of an angry Quebecois maple syrup farmer. It didn’t go well for me.

What the hell NY? That’s HENRIK LUNDQVIST. Why isn’t anyone out to wreck Eakin’s shit after that? I tried to leave my couch to fight that guy, and I haven’t been in a fight since the great maple syrup heist of ‘13. That is, no joke, an appalling disgrace.

Not a day goes by that the rest of us don’t mutter it. Good on him for publicly questioning his own thinking in picking the cheapest escort service advertised.

Um, I doubt being black restricts them explicitly from being elite. But good try Mr. Trump.

I need stories like this. This is good and fun. Can there be one about Joe Flacco’s cleats too? I desire to know if they were elite. 

This is so funny; I legit can’t laugh at it for fear of hurting myself.

God you’re bad at Kinja.

The NCAA is not lazy. They work very hard, and are excellent at what they do. They’ll widely publicize nominal efforts that only tangentially approach investigating the guilty parties, because their association with them makes the NCAA look bad. And they’ll slyly remark how the victims are, in fact, to blame for the…

Why would the non-co-operation of the victims in any way adversely effect the outcome of the NCAA’s craven attempts to distance themselves from their continued ability to profit from the unpaid labour of people they know to be rapists? 

I have every right to piss my pants, let it dry, and ride the subway while whistling a tune. Having the ability, and no clear restriction against doing so, doesn’t make me any less of a dickhole for actually doing so.

Why, on earth, would you chose to presume I know less than you do about Oliver North?

There should be an app. Like Uber, except you get a person to come pick up your opinions instead of you. Ya know, to put a friendly relatable face on the knowledge bomb. 

Don’t ask how; What are you, hoping to keep google a secret?

Is this grabbing life by the pussy? Asking for a friend...