Yes.

Thanks homie. I wish I hadn’t written it so quickly. I feel like it’d be more cutting, were it not so badly written.

Orly? Hmmm. Perhaps I should ETA: BREAKING NEWS! Joke swoops over Trump supporter’s head.

Comprehensive list of people from Oakland you should fuck with:

You’ve never seen any child in a suit of armor, ever, let alone riding a bike. Pussification is not a thing, you’re simply not smart enough to understand the world around you. Turns out, people get better at stuff a time goes on. Like building airplanes, nutrition, medicine, and personal safety. It’s why planes aren’t…

Good thing he’s getting an education as payment for his work. He’ll for sure need to leverage his mental abilities to enter the creative class after t e game robs him of his physical health. It’s nice that the system is setup to work so well like this. No way this won’t work out for him.

“Yo soy fiesta” - Donald J. Trump, probably.

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Your insults are top shelf, so no offense, but could you please stop this (or do it less) get back to writing the best damn foodspin stuff ever? I’m not kidding when I say this. I have 5 of your articles bookmarked, and make them semi-regularly. I don’t feel like you’ve expounded all the possible great stuff there is…

Which city is that? I know it ain’t the town I’m from. I tried to deliver a pizza to his “hood” once. Security turned me away because I looked suspicious. I’m white. It’s all millionaires and poodles up there.

Oh, of course. I mean, we’re not saying it you and I, but people are talking. A lot of people. Some say it’s so, some don’t; so who’s to say what really happened? All I know is that sometimes things happen, and people talk for a reason.

Here to help.

I know exactly how this guy feels. Yesterday I farted in the car without warning my wife and daughter, they deff got the worst of it.

I don’t know how dim witted a person would have to be to miss my point. I was super clear. Darren Sharper rapes hammers with his knees. How hard its that, really? Please seek remedial help for your blatant illiteracy you grade A jamoke.

I see this a lot, and it’s not often challenged, so I’ll drop what I hope is a helpful metaphor. You can build a deck using a hammer, you can also smash a persons knees and watch them in agony; just because the acts have a hammer in common doesn’t mean the sadist is in the process or thinking about deck building. Sex…

Woah, what? Lochte is still alive? I was sure I’d read reports of his death while crossing the street, or trying to eat spaghetti, or something like that.

If fairness, the sidewalk thing is mildly different. We purposely build sidewalks to afford other men space to appropriate, treating the non-manmade iceberg as such was clearly hubris.

Please, it wasn’t that bad. At least he had the direction right. My first time it flopped left and dribbled back between my legs.

My GOD are you ever bad at kinja. I’d ask if you’re new, or if it’s your first day on the internet, but those tropes are played out. Maybe have a long, deep look in the mirror, talk to whomsoever it was that scarred you so deeply, and learn to laugh again before replying to comments around these parts with that level…

$560 samolians? That’s it? What a slap in the nuts to all the assault victims out there.