Soooo... Westbrooke for Durant straight up is in the works now, right?

I swear that is a <a href=”http://deadspin.com/5656412/espn-t…”>Matt Hasselbeck</a> snapcount.

Seems that one flew7 haaF5 over my head.

Might want to clean up the ribald language “as he divedfg tv7yx in”, just saying. Edited to say it’s a great article, and I love the depth of the pieces I find by you cause I feel like a dick pointing out the typo.

I forget; is this pageant the bad one, or the worse one?

Didn’t you guys fix this already? Doesn’t he get, like, 3/5 ths of a vote as per your constitution?

I feel like the baseball was asking for it tbh. Hanging out high, showing off all that seam. Really, what did it expect? Baseballs need to learn how to protect themselves, then things like this wouldn’t happen. And where were it’s parents? There’s no way a baseball that age, looking like that, should be out at that…

Thanks homie. I smiled a lot writing it.

Uuuugh. I’ve typed so much today, and all of it on my phone. Can we pretend I wrote a couple pages, as before, but styled as though I thought it was your first day on the Internet? That would really make my day.

Word.

Right? Seems like I had a good day.

Thanks homie, and I'm here for ya.

O.o it was pretty clear... “Right behind not ever knowing what you’re talking about, and the confusion you experience regarding what a google is.”

When contacted the AD noted “It takes year round effort to be the best [in florida], may as well spend a dollar for each day of the year.”

Based on this weak ass reply, I’m guessing functional illiteracy is the 3rd most difficult problem you face day to day. Right behind not ever knowing what you’re talking about, and the confusion you experience regarding what a google is. Here’s Jordan Eberle talking about his injured shoulder, while it’s certainly not…

Hello, and welcome to earth ☺we’re glad you decided to visit. Seeing the above confusion I hope a brief description of what a public figure is, and what sports are, should probably easy your culture shock. On this planet beings exchange items, deemed valuable for whatever reason, via a proxy system called currency. We…

“If the finals aren’t an indicator, why is the regular season record?” - because of the much larger sample size, and variance in opposition.

Yes, they are. They Cav’s outperformed the Warriors, and won, but that is by no means a valid metric to assess the talent levels or abstract capabilities of the two squads. For all the same reasons that the Marino hot takes are BS, or that the Manning vs Brady debates are stupid. It’s easy to get caught up in the…

The clear implication is that Trump is Putin's guy. Literally. They're saying he's a commie plant intended to destabilize and debilitated the US as part of a broader quasi war strategy.

If you look at the parameters of the expansion draft, players with limited or no NHL experience (prospects basically) are exempt. Colle and Beauvillier (or any of their ilk on other teams) will not be available for the expansion draft.