We don’t need this. My people have enough problems, thank you very much.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Susan Sarandon is clearly not getting enough attention these days, is she?

The first half of Arrival was good. It really fell apart in the second half. And Jeremy Renner is just a bad actor. I enjoyed it, but it was not nearly as good as it could have been. Hidden Figures totally looks like a cliche movie from the trailers, but it’s honestly surprisingly really good. The level of acting…

why not cut off aid to both sides? And why not cut off aid until there is a total cessation of violence?

A free trip to Chicago?????

David Beckham: so like us. I’ve never felt closer to him. I’m only kidding a little - if I were David Beckham, I’d want a knighthood, and I’d be pissed as hell if I didn’t have one.

No need. She bought it herself. Nothing he can do about that.

Oy. Like our side doesn’t have enough problems.

They already know.

I decided I didn’t have to worry about the undeniably poorly constructed sentence, because the only possible meaning could be that Ralph is the hotter one. That said, what a terrible sentence. Don’t they have editors at Jez?

You’re right. It should be called the March for Women. That’s why, btw, the National Organization of Women changed their name to the National Organization for Women - to be inclusive of men who wanted to support women’s rights without wondering if they were butting in. Leave it to Gloria Steinem to show us the way.…

It’s her hand. It looks crazy tense.

At least she wasn’t Cleopatra or Joan of Arc.

Philly is the worst place on earth. You can’t judge everything by Philly.

Forced, schmorced. It’s amazing how people always manage to find reasons that it was ok to join the Nazis. Denouncing after the fact is not exactly impressive, and denouncing isn’t fighting.

On behalf of my people, we welcome you.

I hated Whiplash, for what it’s worth. And Miles Teller. I hate him too.

She is the nicest, most gracious, warmest person I’ve ever met. She makes you feel like you’re the most special person in the world and you bask in her contentedness like it’s the sun. She’s the real deal.

Ariana Grande sadly doesn’t seem to understand the lyrics of the song. It’s a wasted opportunity.