Nah, you can give the kid benadryl from time to time (RARELY) from the time they’re really little - you just need to get the dosing from your doctor. Just make sure to give it a try at home first so you find out if your kid is one of the kids that gets hyper instead of drowsy on it. That said, the iPad pretty much…

All you really need is the iPAd

I’d still hit that. In fact, now he’ll have more time for sexytimes with me.

Ha. I bet the girl thought the art class would be an easy A. This is what happens when you don't pay attention in school.

God, their bras are so crappy, who’d bother?

This feels like it was targeted primarily to immigrant families, who didn’t live the American teen experience themselves. At least I think that’s what it is. Otherwise, this makes no sense at all.

I’ve never heard of the “love is gentle, love is kind” thing. Also, I never thought of it, but I’d kind of like a sundial.

I can’t blow dry.

1. Hire a stylist/personal shopper. It’s actually not that expensive - for a few hundred bucks, they come to your house, go through your closet, help you figure out what to wear, and then help you shop to figure out what holes are in your wardrobe. It’s worth every penny because you feel great about how you look and you…

I can’t hear a word he’s saying. I’m too busy being distracted by how great he looks. The man is 80 and he’s making that speedo work.

1. Not all people who hire help in their homes are wealthy.
   

What’s so dehumanizing? I valued my nanny and her incredible skills highly, and I would have been happy to send her to classes or any other training that might have made her even more marketable and able to charge an even higher rate.

Agreed. In addition, this actually makes people who attend this class more marketable. It gives them more options and more possibilities, so if they are unhappy with their employers, they have more choices when it comes to moving on.

I can't help it, I love him. He does life his way.

He's actually not so much a dock as he kind of asperger-y or severely awkward and unable to cope. I can't quite explain it, but he definitely has some sort if social issue that prevents him from understating normal cues, and he can't handle frustration.

God, it’s like you’re narrating my life.

Yeah, there’s also the reason that he’s good at sports.

Ha. For us, it was the one Radiohead song. No substitutes.

that's why you register for really expensive knives - they last a lifetime and they take up almost no room!

Eh, whatever. Everyone does different stuff in the sack and everyone likes different stuff, and sometime, you like something with one person and not with another. There's way too much generalizing going on here. As long as everyone in the room is happy, what does it matter?