This is pretty much exactly how almost every woman I know either dresses or has dressed at some point in her life. It's easy, accessible, washable, and not expensive. Not sure what the big deal is here.

I think this is a joke. And if it is, it's kind of funny.

I ended up keeping mine in a little cooler bag with my name on it in the fridge because more than once, someone walked off with it inadvertently when it was just in bottles!

God, I totally forgot about Isis until now. She was so annoying. Not because she was transgender. Just because she was unbelievably irritating.

Ha! When I had a kid, more than one person welcomed the newest Democrat to the world! (her father and I are pretty outspoken with our politics - that said, the way things work, she'll probably grow up to be a rapid GOP-er!)

I think this should read "face it, humans, the NFL does not..." because none of us should not treat other people that way. Period.

My college roommate's father pronounced daiquiries "dye-quee -ree" because it cracked him up. No other reason. He was a really nice guy and loved to laugh. I miss him.

Honestly, it's all genes. Some people are going to just live forever, no matter what they do, and some won't. If you have good genes, you're golden.

If you roast cauliflower with olive oil, sea salt, and pepper until it has brown spots, it's absolutely delicious.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Most people do really dumb stuff and make incredibly bad decisions in their early 20's. Is it possible that what you remember as smooth and fabulous wasn't as great as you thought? Especially for your mom?

At least we know he's not gay.

How could you not go to target? Everyone needs the stuff they sell there, rich or poor. It's what brings us all together and makes America great.

Kids now are such losers.

This would totally work in Minnesota. We are all about the honor system there.

I don't care. I'd still bang the hell out of him any day of the week.

slightly off topic, but I have to wonder, how in the world is Redbool still in existence?

You know, this is the great thing about life. There always is a silver lining. Yes, I'm an optimist.

Eh, whatever - meat is meat - I'm not a snob. That said, kosher hot dogs are awesome and don't have any of that stuff.

Thank you! I was just about to write this. I'm assuming that Jez, as a for-profit blog, would have some understanding of basic and common business practices. GOOP isn't even "losing" that much money. I can't fathom the hysteria.