This does not happen in Minnesota. We don't stand by and do nothing.

"Cognac" diamonds are the most 70's concept ever. I love it. I want one now, and I'll wear it with Faye Dunaway in Network-style slinky silk shirts, a-line camel skirts, and cool boots.

I just love the crazy Russians. I can't help myself.

Oh, honey, if you're that worried about it, then I can already tell you that your son is gay.

Gotta love Minneapolis/St. Paul - look how polite and lovely the cops are.

What kind of globe-trotting reporters don't know that, in many foreign countries, you can't flush toilet paper? Greece, parts of Italy, South America, Mexico, China - these aren't obscure places. I'm not impressed with our men and women of the press.

Mindy Kaling's cover is by far the most gorgeous. If I were her, I'd take it. (in fact, according to her tweets, she loved it as well)

Oh, for god's sake, Emma Roberts is like 15. What is she doing getting engaged to anyone?

God, the smell of this stuff still makes me weak in the knees. I can't help myself.

The other thing is that while these things are true for the general population of black or hispanic people, every person is different, so you have to correct for the individual, not just the racial or ethnic norm. So many things to think about!

All kids love toy food. I don't know why, but I've never met a kid who doesn't want to play with plastic food. So weird.

Don't feel too dumb. I read the explanation and I still don't really get it.

I can't believe any Minnesotan would fall on the ice so clumsily. We're like cats - we know how to catch ourselves on ice. Must be a transplant.

Fair point. I'm thinking more of dealing with unvaccinated kids than I am about making adults dig up their old records.

Oh, I"m sorry - I don't mean weird in a "weird" way, I mean weird in a "palatable to Americans" way, like a premium cable channel show, as opposed to a broadcast network show. Seriously, I think Swedish entertainment is compelling, clever, and darkly funny, and I think this could be really cool. Not freak-show cool,…

You know, this is kind of extreme, but given certain parents refusal to vaccinate (or certain grown-ups refusal to get pertussis booster shots), it's not as crazy as it seems at first glance.

Actually, this isn't totally untrue. His explanation is overly simplistic and ham-handed, but the subtleties and nuances conveyed in girls' faces are different from those conveyed in boys' faces, and girls' hair is typically more complicated and time-consuming to animate. Animation - good animation at least - is…

Oh, don't worry - seriously - let me assure you that Swedish TV is wonderful. It's funny and weird and charming, and you should be psyched about this!

To be fair, Jews don't really craft.

He's a dick, but honestly, he's not totally wrong.