She's gonna regret this someday.

That's because it's easy for a short-armed customer (I'm one myself) to shorten sleeves, but a long-armed customer cannot lengthen sleeves.

"If you're a man who wears toe shoes and keeps his hair in one of those greasy half-ponytails, then the paleo diet might be perfect for you."

Oy, let it go, already.

You sound very young. As you get older, you will likely find that things aren't always black and white and life doesn't always unfold the way you expect it will.

I actually did lose the baby weight by breastfeeding. I ate constantly just to keep up with my kid's demand. It may not work that way for everyone, but it does happen.

Forget all the baby-wearing natural huggy bullshit. You need Mylicon. It's for infant gas. You can give it to a baby safely 15 times a day. It changed our lives. I'd buy stock in the company. It's like magic.

Baby powder is terrible for your lungs, though. May be worth re-thinking.

If you think Helen Mirren hasn't had anything done, you're very kind. She is just very careful about how much she gets done, but she has had work here and there consistently over the past years.

These are not the kind of wrinkles the study is talking about.

I never would have thought of it myself, but you know, now that you mention it.....

I know him, and honestly, he was a fat kid. He sure grew up pretty, though, didn't he?

Old, shmold. They're nice names, but every hipster I know is naming their kids Mabel and Harriet and Emmett and George. I know several little girls named Audrey and two baby boys named Silas. It's never good to feel superior. Being a snob works two ways, hipster.

THAT'S the dumbest girl's name you've ever encountered? Dude, you need to get out more.

Same here. It's the 35-40's that have it bad, though. Over 40, you just don't give a fuck what other people think.

There is something you can do: the iPad. Let your kid watch 5 hours of uninterrupted Yo Gabba Gabba, Elmo, and anything else he or she wants, and you're good. It's the only time I alway that kind of totally unfettered access, and I promise you, it works.

At Costco, you're only allowed to approach from one direction, so you often end up with the gas tank on the far side of the car.

My gen x husband thinks this guys are idiots.

Aaargh! Slightly off topic, but I can't help myself. It's not a sex tape! It's a porn movie! They're not the same thing! Language means something!

Some of this also comes down to career v. job. Income aside, women with more education are more likely to pursue a career, which is different from having a job solely (or primarily) to earn money.