It's gorgeous. It's chic, it's classic and modern at the same time, it makes a statement, it has wit, and it is unusual. It's not really about being practical - not everything has to be - it's just a beautiful, beautiful item.

I just spit Diet Coke all over my monitor.

It was a joke.

I don't always like what he says, but I do sort of love Rupert Everett for just saying anything and not giving a fuck. So few famous people are that un-managed anymore. It's kind of refreshing.

Oh, cool!

Ha. You didn't see me after a bad run-in with a terrible eyebrow waxer. I had hella major angry eyebrows. And I'm white.

To be fair, for the right money, you probably would have.

Yeah, but Adele is fat.

I KNOW! It's making me crazy!

God, she was even annoying when she was in college.

You never know. I live in a nice neighborhood in LA, but the schools are just horrendous. It really is about quality of education, and it's also about safety. I'd prefer my child to not have to walk through metal detectors to get into school, and I'd prefer that my child didn't have to go to a school that has 2 cop…

They're horrible. They're rude, obnoxious, and entitled. The kids are bratty and brattier. I speak from experience, and you can ask anyone in LA or Philly who has to deal with them - they're awful people.

I'll see your Jane Curtain and raise you a Catherine O'Hara.

You think? I think he sounds mostly like a starfucker.

Ok, unpopular opinion, but I don't think these are such a big deal. I live by the beach, and everyone wears bikinis - kids, moms, grandmothers - it's pretty normal around here. And these don't seem particularly sexual. They're just 2-piece bathing suits. Sometimes, people seem to look for problems where there…

Well, everyone eats donuts.

Both my parents walked me down the aisle. We all cried. There was no "giving me away" business - it was just a lovely moment for me to be their daughter and for them to be my parents and for us to remember how much we love each other and how happy we were to make our family bigger by bringing in my husband and his…

It's hard sometimes but it's great more of the time. Also, remember, unlike pets, kids grow up. This toddler stuff only lasts a minute, and then they're going to the bathroom by themselves and their cooking dinner and they're going to school and they're driving. It changes every day, and it's pretty damn…

Oh, please. Anyone who has ever been to the Minnesota State Fair already knows this. And it isn't because Minneapolis city folk walk everywhere - it's a car-centric city - so that ain't all of it.

It's not just Asians. Lots of assumptions and cliches on Jez for Jews, pregnant women, mothers, thin people, the list goes on.