If that's not a wig, she ain't really orthodox. Maybe observant, but not orthodox.

What a great story.

Smart investment!

I just met a baby named Draven! I almost laughed out loud when the parents told me his name. I also once met a little girl named Czarina.

That's your big problem with this?

My parents were always really honest with me. They told me the truth about when I was thin, when I was normal, when I was a little overweight, when I was too thin. As a result, I really trusted them and knew that they loved me no matter what, and that they really saw me clearly. And I've never had body issues. …

But she is pregnant again! She really is!

That was my plan, and it worked out perfectly. Since my doctor went to medical school and had, you know, specialized in delivering babies, I figured she knew more than I did, and I deferred to her greater knowledge for my "birth plan." Both my baby and did great, thank you.

Leave Woody and Soon-Yi alone already. They've been married for years. You may not like it, but it's clearly a successful relationship, and judging isn't pretty no matter when you do it.

Not having a license when you can actually drive is irresponsible. You don't have to have a car if you don't want one, but by not having license, you're forcing other people to take care of you when driving is needed. There are occasions when you'll need a ride somewhere. It'd be nice if you could share the driving…

Never underestimate the genius of Spencer Gifts.

Annoys you? Oh, ok.

I was on it, and honestly, I didn't have any side effects at all. I think these things affect different people differently.

With respect, I don't think you know the history of the area. Your understanding of the situation is contrary to the facts.

I'm a married mom, and I can tell you that plenty of people like to tell me how to raise my kid. This is one of those universal conditions.

I didn't say most.

Good to hear. Just be sensible, don't get pushed into anything that makes you uncomfortable, don't feel like you have to be a hero, and it'll be fine. When the hospital asked me for my "birth plan," I told them that my birth plan was to get my baby out of me as safely as possible. That's all that matters. There's…

Oy, these people are crazy.

Fair enough, but it's a serious consideration that many people don't take into account when planning a home birth.