What's with these guys tattooing their names on themselves? Can they not remember what they're called?

You and I think as one on the Craig question. Rough and dirty and I'd dig it and hate myself for digging it all at once. That said, I think I"d marry Clooney and kill Damon. I think Damon's a little unctuous.

Relax. It's not a real diet book. No need to get all up in arms about this.

Actually, if it makes you feel better, people say it just as much with a boy baby. It's ridiculous - babies are meant to be fat and squishy - but there you have it.

How bizarre. The Virgin Mary would have worn drape-y robes. The questions is pretty much irrelevant, if you think about it.

Is this when we're finally allowed to say that this is totally crazy and the more we appease Islamic fundamentalists, the more extreme they become?

I thought a dirndl was a gathered skirt? Please enlighten me!

And on top of it, everyone will know exactly how old Jaden/Caden/Baden/etc. is for the rest of his or her life.

Every one of us was a baby once, and I promise you, every one of us cried inconsolably in public at least once when we were babies. Give the poor mom a break Circle of life.

He was locked up. He actually served his full prison term.

I know, it's petty, but I'm weirdly obsessed with the 9-hour-a-week thing. It seems so random. What kind of place is only open 9 hours a week? Which 9 hours are they open? It's just weird.

You really think that someone who weighs more than 300 pounds doesn't have to confront her weight constantly? Are you kidding? Being on MTV is going to open more doors and make life easier for her than it would ever be without the cameras there. Not every weight-related story requires a knee-jerk reaction.

I can't help it, I think there's something hilarious about all these kids who never get to eat candy getting all jacked up on sugar and becoming little banshees. Frankly, I'd have loved it when I was 5.

He started as Michael's intern - he's still pretty young, actually.

I like to pretend that I don't speak the language that the person sitting next to me speaks. I mumble something and make hand signals until they leave me alone.

Maybe, but when was the last time you looked at a picture of Aristotle Onassis?

She didn't make it when she was in her 20's either, so it may not be aging, as much as it's really, really far and cold and hard, and it's amazing she tried it at all. Badass is right!

Your solution:

What is this "women have been giving birth at home forever" crap? Until relatively recently, humans didn't have access to penicillin. Many of them died because of this. Why don't we romanticize that?

I work in this space, and I've never heard of this kind of discriminatory practice going on at Google. That said, I do know HR people who have concerns about hiring obese people because of bad experiences with excessive absenteeism due to health issues and skyrocketing insurance costs due to morbidly obese employees.