Kids like music that pisses off their parents. So it ever was, so it shall ever be. Just chill, it'll be okay.

Ear muffs are great - they keep your ears warm without screwing up your hair, and the furry ones look fantastic.

@disco2000_Tanya: No, really, I didn't miss the point. I just wanted the original writer to feel okay about it. I don't think the numbers matter. I think you should sleep with whomever you want, as long as you're comfortable with it. My point to the original writer was that she should be comfortable with her…

Okay, I hate to say it, but here's the thing: you don't get to choose your own uniform when you participate on a sports team. You wear what you're given, whether you like it or not. If the entire squad had an issue, they may have had a case - although frankly, even then, it'd be a tenuous one - but two team members…

@clarient: bacon

@salmon-of-doubt:Thank you. I have nothing else to add.

God, there are so many great classes you can take in college, subjects you may never have the opportunity to study at any time of your life. Fat studies seems like such an incredible waste of an elective. There's more than enough time to learn about that on your own later.

This year sucked for movies. Frankly, it's going to be hard to come up with men to nominate as well. Maybe we should just write this one off and move on to 2011.

@hfree: Probably wouldn't help New Yorkers that much.

What I find shocking is that both men and women feel comfortable refusing to do basic math, saying "I'm bad at math." We're talking about adding a few numbers together, not high-level calculus. Can you imagine anyone saying "oh, I won't read that email - I'm bad at reading." I think everyone needs to be encouraged…

Actually, this is not a bad idea. It does no one a service to pretend that every woman is going to be fertile when or if she is ready to have kids. Believe me - I speak from experience - it's ends up costing a helluva lot more money to address these issues in your 40's than it does to freeze some eggs in your 20's. …

@sexysecularist: I'd mind them less if they said "sandwich" instead of "sammich," but I don't think either of us is going to get our wish.

Does this mean we can also put an end to those shouty "Eat a sammich!" comments on Jez?

Remember to not put your interpretation onto a little girl's request. Part of it is just playing "grown-up." It's not necessarily about not feeling pretty, it's about trying on the trapping of an adult woman. It's like when little boys pretend to shave. As to playing in the dirt, please, encourage her to do so…

@Jenny Sparks: The sad reality is - and I've just forced myself to come to terms with this - you can't hem pants to a length that work with three different heel heights. Sometimes, you can get away with one hem length working for two - maybe a flat and a kitten heel or a kitten heel and a wedge - but there is no way…

@SI306090: I think that's hilarious. I'd have probably fallen in love with him for that.

@Krissyro: Yeah, but if it makes you feel better, even when these guys have a ton of money and power, more often than not, the women dump them for being awful.

@thedevilwearsprimark: Wow, really? I didn't know that. How sad.

Does that mean we can CALL Tony Curtis?

@Ismone: Actually, you can. Much like donor egg contracts, surrogate contracts are very specific, and fully address what the parents and what the surrogate will or will not do in common pregnancy situations.