Submissions for the NFL previews are closed. Next up: Cleveland Browns.

It feels so weird.

Still the best.

Chase Blackburn looks like an index finger

Even better is they move to London, no-deal Brexit happens, and then they can’t legally come back because their visas no longer apply.

Even if the 99 lives cheat code worked for WASH QB’s, they would still have to sign someone off the scrap heap in December.

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…

Yeah! Look at these assholes not being real PATRIOTS! No hands on hearts and hats not off! The gall!!

You should have smacked her for talking during the anthem. 

MENTAL ILLNESS!

The teen was clearly a paid actor.

Yeah, but what about ANTIFA?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

I eagerly await this true patriot being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in the very near future. 

I usually think that even though I detest someone I don’t want to see them weeping in agony knowing that death is near. If it were McConnell, though, I’d stand over the fucker screaming at him about the harm he’s done. I might even piss on his face.

Evergreen link.

If this had been men of color groping a cardboard cut out of young conservative white woman...

Does the fact that law enforcement already has members who are neo nazis count as self policing?

Didn’t make it to the last of three paragraphs, eh?

Lest it be forgotten, like Bowling Green.

Read with all the gravitas of a 2nd grader doing an oral book report in front of the class.