No, the best karma would involve one of the trophy animals that he enjoys killing so much.  It’s fine if he survives whatever happens, but I’m thinking a little giraffe sodomy would be solid karma.

Please tell me the golden retriever tears out his jugular at the end.

You sound awesome. Can think of another waste of human flesh that you can add to the list.

FYI...I’m going to use MAGAts and pretend I came up with it.  Gold!

Jesus, now I’m erect too.

I just think it’s Sean Payton.

Wut?

You also just described the city of Buffalo.

I’m pissed that he crammed the Lions and the Bills in one day but the Rams get their own day.  This has been up for what...3 hours and there are 30 comments.

That’s actually an excellent take.  I hate IPAs but am not a dildo about it but I know plenty of people that are.

Drew, I really think you can just skip the Rams next year and no one will notice.

I’m a Bills homer...that guy is a dildo.

That would have been great if you just said a bald guy.  The specificity absolutely made it even more amazing.

Since I think he’s a closeted psychopath, I think he might end up purchasing literal dolphins to strip them of their parts.

I thought “Russell Wilson is the Michael Scott of quarterbacks” was pretty amazing as well.

He’ll be gone soon enough.  You know, to the god damned senate.  FUUUUCK Florida.

That clip stunned the shit out of me although that explains his general lethargy on the field.  Saving his energy for fucking, or just too exhausted from fucking I guess.

 I bet he wanted John Huston to be the new head of the EPA.

Do you remember what that movie was funny?  I saw a part recently and thought, “yeah I can see that happening here.”

Plus the Bozo was wearing a bow tie.  That made it even better.