Exactly. Morons make Sportscenter out to be MSNBC and that’s just not the case. I find it hilarious that the party that loves to throw around libtard and snowflake completely shits their collective pants over hearing something that they mildly disagree with.

That has to be Jerry’s O-face right? I say that because he was so self satisfied at that bullshit, that there’s no way he isn’t busting a nut in that picture.

More and more, it seems like college actually exists to perpetuate exactly what is at the root of the article. It creates incredible debt then sends people out into an ever dwindling work force only to find that they have no options other than to work for shit money under shit conditions. Employers know this. A term…

I look at the issue on a much broader scale. To me, you can replace “management” with “Americans”, and “employees” with “other Americans.” It seems like no one gives the slightest shit (generally speaking of course) about fellow citizens and often the complete opposite.

I can’t believe how many different versions of this I have read in the comments of this article (not your comment, the one you replied to).

I worked there for a while and it really depends.

You do realize that a lot of people have a tough time finding jobs beyond places like HD, Walmart, etc. right?

Hockey is great but they have their issues as well. The NHL still does not admit that concussions lead to long term health issues. So...bowling?

He really looks like a terrible special effect from a cheesy 80s horror movie.

Okay, after the Tim Hortons comment I though you were fucking awesome now I’m genuinely jealous of your wit. Damn you for that but could we still be friends?

That’s the one! Good thing the mic went out in Canada. If it was in the US, I think the number of patrons that knew all the words would have resulted in a less than enthusiastic rendition.

Another serious question...how prominent was JERRUH’s erection when he suggested the bullshit contract clause?

I’ve heard someone suggest not going into stupid wars to begin with but that’s clearly from a communist.

Love it. They usually crush it in Edmonton too. I also recall a time that a mic didn’t work during the Star Spangled Banner...the crown sang the whole thing.

Please tell me the 2nd part is not serious.

And if the players refuse to shotgun a beer at “and the rockets red glare”? 15 yard penalty.

This is the first thing I thought of. And much like the painting, it makes me say, “Jesus.”

I’m debating making some burner accounts just to star this even more. You win Kinja for the fucking year.

Good thing Tony Soprano is dead...or is he?

Grapes are rare though. Crabapples are a lot easier to come by and make a mean Hobo Hard Cider.