Please tell me the 2nd part is not serious.

And if the players refuse to shotgun a beer at “and the rockets red glare”? 15 yard penalty.

I was wondering how BURN IT WITH FIRE wasn’t one of the “filed to” selected.

This is the first thing I thought of. And much like the painting, it makes me say, “Jesus.”

I’m debating making some burner accounts just to star this even more. You win Kinja for the fucking year.

Good thing Tony Soprano is dead...or is he?

Grapes are rare though. Crabapples are a lot easier to come by and make a mean Hobo Hard Cider.

A big mistake people make is throwing out the possum tails. You get a bunch of tails, boil them in some puddle water, OK? Mix in some road kill bones and you have soup that can keep you warm on those nights that your roof tarp gets a hole in it.

I have no idea what’s happening there, but it’s mesmerizing and fantastic.

I honestly don’t have much to contribute other than this. Seriously, how fucking often is this imbecile mouth-breathing??? Sorry, his face just REALLY angers me.

You’re probably right. I held some weird hope that perhaps maybe it took a fucking caricature like Trump to get through to Kim. Although I may have been drunk...I’m drunk a lot these days.

I stopped once I got to Lenny Kravitz because regardless of what followed, I knew I’d agree with you.

Never heard it at a wedding, but have you ever really listened to the lyrics of the song Young Girl? That guy has to be in jail now right?

I heard that fucking Soulja Boy song (I forget the actual name of the song) at a bar mitzvah and every single kid knew every word and the entire dance. I mentioned to the dad that it was about jazzing on a girls back and sticking the sheet to her when it dried. He was amused.

Roxeanne. No question. I hear it one time and I want to go back in time and murder Sting’s parents.

Will you marry me?

It is a pathetic commentary on the country that the best case scenario we can hope for until 2020 or 2024 (fuck me for even having to write that) is that HOPEFULLY the world completely ignores us.

All? No. Only thousands of enlisted soldiers and hundreds of thousands or potentially millions of civilian casualties. But fuck them, amirite?

You are a brave person to openly say that online with this fucking man baby in charge.

Hear, hear!