Christ I hope so. If so, that’s almost more depressing because what’s the fucking point of being a troll?

What kills me is that I can tell that he is a liberal because so am I. A flaming liberal at that. He’s the type of liberal that gives the entire group a bad name. A hand wringing douche that gives me a bad name.

Thing is, I don’t think it’s a troll and that’s why I can’t stop myself.

Have a fun weekend of drinking your craft beers and eating tacos from taco trucks, or whatever it is that you all do.

You know why I love Deadspin, and Drew in particular? Because he calls out arrogant asshole that think incredibly highly of themselves while ultimately not contributing all that much and you absolutely fit in that description.

Do you know how you could avoid being called a moron? By not making a moronic, hyperbolic statement. That would be a start.

Hey Drew...save yourself the time of looking for next week’s “Haughty Dipshit of the Week”

Thank you for indicating that you might be offended by curse words so now I know that I should crank it up a notch.

Agreed. 10+ years ago Simmons was okay because his head was less than 95% of his body. Now he’s insufferable, plus he has spawned almost equally insufferable writers.

Hi Bill! Glad you check Deadspin too.

And thank god for that, so I can tell ass-hat morons like you to eat shit.

Oh, let me add to that dream in hopes that I have it this evening!

I’m in Monroe county so I’m good. We’d just have to inhale the plastic table and Zubbaz fumes for a few months.

I don’t want to be in any circle jerks!

I was reading comments on something the other day & a fucking Pats fan said that he was sort of looking forward to when the team has to rebuild. WHAT?????????

YOU’RE GAWD DAMN RIGHT I DID

It’s because he perfectly represents what is so fucking loathsome about Boston sports fans.

Disagree. That would be way too painless.

Are you Walter White?

Knowing that you do that makes ME happy as hell! Well done sir.