They complain about their job, you complain about their complaints, and you think they’re the ones crying?

Wendy tried to take ownership of our journey of self-discovery and say Brat was attracted to her (attempt at a power move). Given how that set the stage for their interaction, Brat was well within her rights to swat both of those notions away.

Shes a bit histerical about the implied connections but assuming that the Kardashian hoes are jumping at the darkest man cause hes “dangerous” is the most troubling one to me. Shes projecting. I don’t think they necessarily imply they want the darkest once cause hes trouble, or that he is trouble. Seems like the…

I don’t watch Twitch regularly. I have never really understood the appeal. However, I accept that I don’t need to. This remains true for CodeMiko. There’s an audience here, and people should be mostly free to enjoy what they enjoy.

But this article is interesting to me because of the technology and production. I…

He’s a big sweaty beast and he doesn’t play the goofball like Chip does.  I too feel like Erin designs the homes for the owners, and I like the little watercolors she does too.  They just feel more genuine.

I never could get into Fixer Upper, but Home Town has been way better. The houses themselves come out looking way more varied and they do a far better job giving their clients what they want, while still giving unique touches as well. Probably a good amount of it is staged, but I feel that they are a far better couple…

To be fair, we put a bowl of lemons out when we were staging our house to be sold and several notes from the open house mentioned the bowl of lemons.

You forgot about the giant table that is always white.

“I didn’t know I wanted this house until I saw just how well a bowl of lemons fits right there!  Do you think they’d let me keep it?”

6.) Put bowls of lemons everywhere.

I feel like she designs homes for the customer where Joanna designs homes for herself. You can get dirty in Ben and Erin’s homes; where Joanna’s over use of white and porous materials means you can’t actually LIVE in the home. Its a house, not a home.

So do all sane people, hopefully. They’re probably just as fake but they hide it a lot better (and the houses haven’t started pushing 700k+ yet, generally, which is when reno shows get fucking boring). 

I highly doubt they only do renos for people in their church. Even in a mega church, that would be a pretty limited market and probably couldn’t sustain an entire business.

How to remodel your house according to Magnolia:

They are prosperity Christians. They believe that they are entitled to rule the world.

This is the most accurate description of him ever. They're nice. To a point.

Look, I’m gonna say it -- I like Ben and Erin more. 

The series finale was kind of sweet, with Hank and Bobby finally bonding over something. Also you find out what Boomhauer does for a living finally.

RIP to the fabulous king

How dare you shit on the rich and vibrant Ryse: Son of Rome fandom.