Being mistakable for a modified Mustang is not a new thing for Aston Martin.

Aston Martin: We build the classiest Mustangs

I suspect this would make someone’s mechanic, whose behind on his boat payments, very happy.

Excellent piece! In regards to the article and Jin’s behind. Mr. Witcher, you have some bath-time competition!

My exit post is this video, just for you. Thank you for the well-wishes!

Ban deodorants?  It’s no Secret that it’s Essential for some people to use it.

Maybe it really is time we stop giving white people who seek to weaponize the police against Black people cutesy little nicknames like “BBQ Becky” or “Central Park Karen.”

Look how easily they crack??

If my fat ass would have done a video like that, bawling over the long wait to get my hands on a McMuffin, I would have clowned my own damn self.

Given Tesla’s quality control issues, I’m assuming this was merely an opportunity for Musk to disappoint two women at once.

You can thank the owner for making his bike loud. It didn’t come from the factory that way. 

Ya’ll must have gotten a hold of an edited video, cause the real video would have followed that with:

If I was in prison, I’d rather this than nothing, but it’s really scraping the bottom of the barrel for keeping an adult interested, maybe throw in a cheap programmable computer or a word processor, so you can write something or build something.

He’s got a taco place AND a donut place. Both are very good.

I did not know Danny Trejo had a restaurant.

It’s baffling to me that, from the talent involved, both of these shows could be this unentertaining. 

Is there a problem with pervy? I could call you a prude, if you want to throw that shit around.

In Poland, where this game was made, discussion and representations of sexual acts or human bodies are much more socially accepted than in the US.

Why is this weird? or pervy?

Sorry prude. :)