This is a great point. People have been talking about the Second Civil War Coming Soon since at least 9/11, if not well before (I only cite 9/11 because that’s about the time I became old enough to be involved in political discourse). The people saying those things are, generally, lazy hillbillies that are so…

Laziness and convenience are not the same thing.

*extremely stuffed-in-a-gym-locker voice*

Lol I’m vin, and I’m an absolute fucktard

It’s almost as though politicians are just in it for the attention!

HAW HAW HAW 

On the other hand, there probably isn’t and you’re just bad at predicting games. 

Even the referees can’t be bothered to pay attention to women’s professional soccer. 

A couple of things:

What was she wearing?

You fucking wish someone would talk to you like this.

Idk man, it kinda looks like you’re just sending hostile comments to yourself. Tell us more about who is too stupid for this platform...

You’d have to be an absolute fucknut to believe that there is any sort of “boy who cried wolf” connection, here. 

Democrats retook the house *in spite of* Nancy Pelosi. 

You don’t HAVE to read anything.

How are we supposed to know which unsolicited dick jokes are funny, and which ones are sexual harassment? Seems like the jezzies might have something to say about this.

I’m sure that people will start coming around now that the topic has been raised by someone that hasn’t been relevant for a decade or so. 

So... that seems like a “no.”

Trying to call attention to the faulty logic of a jezebel post is a noble but futile exercise. 

Waaaaahhhhh I’m addicted to my douche flute and I don’t want to have to face the reality of its dangers!