Buddy, you WISH I was trying to fuck you. Don’t flatter yourself.

That’s quite a leap! No, I’m saying that you’re an unfuckable loser and being a blowhard definitely isn’t going to change that.

Using a thesaurus isn’t going to make you any more fuckable, poindexter.

Crazy to me that we’re three years into his term and people still think that alliterative name-calling is clever. 

To me, it indicates that you’ve spent entirely too much time with that weird “Donald Trump is fucking his own daughter” fantasy that has been circling around the liberal population. 

It scans like maybe you need to focus on getting laid once in awhile, because that’s the kind of hostility that only comes from an unfuckable person. 

Lol give me a break. Shouldn’t you be busy attending a poetry reading or something?

You understand that those hicks in the middle of the country don’t count because there are so few of them in comparison to the population of coastal regions, right?

Did you eat a little too fast or something, hon?

Hint: I’m not the one getting bent out of shape online over someone that I think is 13 years old.

You’re going to hurt yourself if you keep reaching like this.

My dude - how many commas do you think there’s room for in one sentence?

It’s a little surprising that he found a place for it to stop. 

In other words, they were getting their asses kicked and the coach was looking for a combination of players that weren’t sucking shit- and Candace wasn’t one of them. Boo hoo.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe those people “exist” because it’s fun to press the buttons of militantly defensive people like yourself?

I don’t get it. Kinda just looks like some nobody shooting free throws - which, I guess is noteworthy if you’re on the Knicks, or something?

It’s not a stereotype because who wouldn’t wanna be smart, am I right??

Maybe it’s not intended for sci-fi nerds in their early 20s? Seems to me there are a lot of really good movies that wouldn’t interest that audience.

You’re getting mad at hypothetical people.

You can pretty much find every kind of hatred in the internet, if you’re looking for it.