This wasn’t an opinion piece, my man

Actually no, they don’t, you fucking dork 

It’s “Adelson,” not “Anderson”

If it was on Reddit, it definitely happened 

Since when is “winning the popular vote” been part of presidential protocol? He gives us plenty of things to complain about without having to grasp at straws like this. He won the electoral vote, and that is the only vote that matters. That isn’t new, just as it wasn’t new in 2016. 

That’s easier said than done when you have no other means of paying the bills.

No.

Huh?

But alas, you are an unfuckable writer for jezebel.

That’s called a daydream, and it happens to everyone. 

Are you having a stroke or something? You keep replying to a conversation that’s long over with these vaguely bitchy non sequiturs that make me wonder how well you were even following things to begin with.

How do you think it acquired all that space on the shelf? And how do you think it KEEPS all that space on the shelf?

Hardly ingenious, but it is the reality of advertising. 

But obviously you don’t understand WHY you know about Clorox - otherwise, you’d have realized that your post is not as clever as you think. 

The author makes it pretty clear that this post isn’t a complaint, but good effort!

Oklahoma Lost A Football Game, And It’s Unfair For That To Impact The Outcome Of Their Season

The “argument” (if you insist on pretending that this is debate class) as it relates to your comment is very clearly that the average person attending a nats game is probably not the type of person that is so displeased with Donald trump that they’d be jeering him at a baseball game. 

Jesus Christ, the trump administration has nothing to do with this. Donald has broken your brain. 

Why so thirsty?

Clearly, the idea is that those percentages are different when you’ve got Verlander or Cole on the mound.