Another way to look at it is that you don’t know either of them, so you should mind your own fucking business and stop making assumptions. 

You should definitely do some more research before you speak up about things that you obviously don’t know anything about. 

Who?

Come on, man. Lighten up and pay just a little bit of attention to pop culture. 

MAGA types? Has Donald trump broken your brain so thoroughly that you can only imagine a world in which all shitty people subscribe to the same political beliefs?

I’m pretty sure most of those same people voted in both of the elections that resulted in Barack Obama, so try again.

“Massive interference”

That’s nonsense, and you clearly don’t know any republicans. 

Why, were you not paying attention while it was happening?

The tomato absolutely owns every single one of you goobers that can’t stop talking about him, and it’s pretty great. 

Considering that white people are the overwhelming majority in America, and that men are the overwhelming majority of sports fans, I can’t imagine that you’re very far off. 

So... are you outraged by the actions of the Athletic? Or did you just USED to be?

You misread the passage to which you are referring, and badly.

Sure, that’s what I’m saying. What are you gonna do about it, hillbilly boy?

She is not a regular person. 

Retaliated against who, shit-for-brains? Anyone with a turban? Because we definitely shouldn’t have done that. 

I think it’s more to serve as a reminder that Ellen is a brand, not an ally. Go ahead and keep defending her, though, like she actually gives a fuck about anything but her bank account. 

It’s football, man. Relax. Nothing that happened last night had anything to do with the trump administration. 

It’s too bad that both of them kept playing after college, because otherwise collegiate success might actually mean something. 

This is a bad take, because it requires an aggressive and quite possibly intentional misunderstanding of what Sherman said.