Fuck Rupert Murdoch and everything he touches (consensually).

Wtf are you talking about with “‘automatic smile problem’ that most girls and women are conditioned into by that age?”

I’m sorry, when was that debunked? Kobe Bryant was the cut-rate Halloween Store copy of Michael Jordan that you would get because your mom was too cheap to spring for a name brand. 

Not too many people have trouble getting into European Soccer - it’s mostly just Americans that struggle to grasp the fact that they aren’t the protagonists of reality.

...and you all wonder why some white people have dropped the pretense. 

You’re 100% right - and what makes the whole ordeal even more stupid is that getting fired as an NFL coach is as close to inevitable as anything could be in this world.

I like the podcast. Chapo Trap House is always at the top of my Overcast queue.

You’re very, very upset that a podcast exists.

I think you should spend some more time crying about it. You’re already several days into this fit you’re throwing, may as well stick with it.

You’d say that because you are a stupid person that’s wrong. 

I think you should spend some more time crying about it. You’re already several days into this fit you’re throwing, may as well stick with it.

All this because a couple of people called you a child on the internet!

My buddy? Who’s that? Do you actually think that all the people calling you a dipshit online are in cahoots with one another?

How old do YOU think you are right now?

How old do you want to be?

I dunno, how old are you?

Is this some sort of a fetish for you or something?

Joy Reid sucks, maybe it’s best to not die on her hill. 

In this case, he means that she’s a no-talent, homophobic, centrist hack of an affirmative action hire that lacks any kind of insight but inexplicably still has a job.

Ah, but this is not a bit. This is just me watching you lose your shit to the point that now you’re just repeating what I’ve said. You can’t even come up with original thoughts anymore!