Or what? You’ll continue your full-scale online meltdown?

How old are you, indeed. 

Keep looking. 

I did, though. More than once, even! But you keep babbling weird shit about boomers and leftism, so I’m not sure that you really understand what you’ve been reading. 

You think this type of behavior is new?

I think you’re confusing me for somebody else. You keep bringing things up that have nothing to do with me. 

I never said anything about leftism. That’s all in your head. 

Oh man, you’ve really got me in a corner, because I can’t remember what numbers are!

You’re either young (or stupid) enough to think that “literally” is the most impactful word in the English language.

Well-to-do white men playing socialists for that sweet, sweet Patreon money? That seems weird, to me.

Don’t you have a school bus to catch? Move along, youngster. 

You should have just stopped at “not to defend Chapo.”

“Literally what are you talking about?”

Tell me more about how you connect the dots from “ambivalent towards a twitter fad” to “Actually, You’re The Problem.” I’ll bet it’s super interesting!

“Russia hacked us”

Chapo Trap House is still a thing? 

Hard enough that it took you three days to do it, and you were still wrong  

Which is why the smart move is to shut the fuck up and keep your “common sense questions” to yourself until you have enough information to not sound like a jackass. 

Did it occur to you that it’s none of the NFL’s fucking business, and that she has neither the need nor the obligation to tell them her story?

...and the Olympics get one step closer to irrelevance.