It’s almost as though all professional basketball players are extremely good and the scope of talent, even down to the last guy on the bench in the g-league, is incredibly narrow. 

Bless you for trying so hard!

UCLA would have to enforce the NCAA ban, a ban which would now be illegal in California. 

It’s hardly depressing to witness someone living their best life. 

Any part of the global, you say?

Did you take Diana’s job on the Tyreek Hill beat?

American Psycho is rad. 

The use of “literally” was definitely accurate. 

I don’t think your copy-and-paste response applies here. 

It would be hard not to, since every one of the soft-ass morality police around here can’t process something outside the echo chamber without assigning it to the commenter that haunts their dreams.

Presumably, it’s the same reason that anyone gives a fuck about college football in the first place. 

It’s hilarious and not at all unhealthy that he’s broken your brain to the point that you’re wired to connect all trump-related news back to his sexual conquests.

This is not as good as you think it is. 

I bet you spend a lot of time wondering about that, as do a lot of the weirdos around here that love to project their own sexual failings onto the president every time someone so much as mentions a woman he may or may not have fucked in the last 40 years. 

Quit jacking off onto your keyboard and the caps lock won’t get stuck like that

Listen, cops suck - but if you really think that flipping burgers or working retail are tougher jobs, you’re a damn fool. 

If any of them actually were more than just “good for a girl,” they WOULD be playing on Friday nights. 

Not at all a reflection of you that “The Client” has gone unaccounted for. 

God, shut the fuck up. 

Not for her, no.