Not too many people have trouble getting into European Soccer - it’s mostly just Americans that struggle to grasp the fact that they aren’t the protagonists of reality.

...and you all wonder why some white people have dropped the pretense. 

You’re 100% right - and what makes the whole ordeal even more stupid is that getting fired as an NFL coach is as close to inevitable as anything could be in this world.

I like the podcast. Chapo Trap House is always at the top of my Overcast queue.

You’re very, very upset that a podcast exists.

I think you should spend some more time crying about it. You’re already several days into this fit you’re throwing, may as well stick with it.

I bet you get laid, like, all the time

Cry about it, nerd. 

Keep limiting yourself to the confines of your magical comic book world. I bet it makes you a really interesting person to hang out with.

You’d say that because you are a stupid person that’s wrong. 

I think you should spend some more time crying about it. You’re already several days into this fit you’re throwing, may as well stick with it.

All this because a couple of people called you a child on the internet!

My buddy? Who’s that? Do you actually think that all the people calling you a dipshit online are in cahoots with one another?

How old do YOU think you are right now?

How old do you want to be?

I dunno, how old are you?

Is this some sort of a fetish for you or something?

Joy Reid sucks, maybe it’s best to not die on her hill. 

In this case, he means that she’s a no-talent, homophobic, centrist hack of an affirmative action hire that lacks any kind of insight but inexplicably still has a job.

Ah, but this is not a bit. This is just me watching you lose your shit to the point that now you’re just repeating what I’ve said. You can’t even come up with original thoughts anymore!