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Subaru’s logo, the large star symbolizes Fuji Heavy Industries and the five smaller stars indicate the five companies that merged to form FHI. The emblem’s background is nearly always blue, as the color of the actual Pleiades stars are blue

Want to make a dealership work?

Half of the US senate is over 70. Half. 1/4 is over 80. They give absolutely zero fucks about anything. Like 50 members of congress are over 70. I think close to half are over 60. They have no fucks to give about the future either. So no no they dont. 

Next generation? Come on. This is the US we’re talking about. When it comes to the powers that be, the only thinking beyond next quarter’s numbers is the next election cycle. The ‘next generation’ doesn’t own shares and can’t vote yet. 

Okay, pump the brakes here a little.

1. This is hypothetical, and nothing about the charging has been confirmed aside from it being stupid fast.

2. If you read what I said “If every car has to complete something like a five-minute re-charging pit stop, but it effectively doubles the length of the race, I think that

I wish they could go AWD with torque vectoring so it could be the quickest Formula car, ideal for street circuits

Before someone moans about how dumb and pointless this article is, I just want to say that THIS is the kind of article I come to Jalopnik for. Yes, an actual review of the car is good and fun and all that, but lets be honest, how a Bentayga drives is not that important to someone like me who cannot and would not drop

For years I’ve told “successful” peeps here and elsewhere that we weren’t actually winning just because portfolios looked great and we could afford the cars/houses/vacations we want. The obscene levels of wealth inequality present today have become so egregious that we are no longer able to “afford” these things, we

The only reason I’m angry is that I wanted to be the one to say it. Honestly, any Tesla though. Their predatory sales model might actually be worse than the Stealership model, the fanbase is rabid, and the build qualities of all of them are dubious. I renounce Elon as our Lord and Savior.

Tesla Model S. There, I said it.

They are the majority shareholder with that 20%, which means they have sway over what Subaru makes

This is what happens when Toyota owns Subaru

URUS, that’s how.

If this DeLorean does turn from vaporware to hardware, then great.

I’m convinced we should just depopulate the midwest and intermountain west of both canada and the U.S., cede the land back to the indigenous populations, and anyone from that region who wants to move back has to accept native government. The rest can go live in texas.

Well,... first you have to draw a box around the part that you want to look environmentally friendly,...

Apple CarPlay or Android Auto is something to seriously look into if your car didn’t come with it.

So, starts out cheaper than Ford, better range and faster charging than Ford, and a handy-dandy midgate? Ultium is looking good.

higher-end models with the CVT

Even backlit, that rear quarter looks like Ask Aak