Nothing says “nimble startup” quite like moving from West LA to some town in Tennessee. /s

Lol you clearly have no clue how a publicly traded company works.

Your entire theory is destroyed by the fact that quarterly-profit-driven shareholders dictate company actions; not consumer preferences. Auto manufacturers sell cars to meet quarterly goals; not to appease or maintain a customer base.

Honestly if they just get rid of the jet-ski like body roll, it will pretty much be there.

Back when we still had some amount of darwinism.

So maybe they should actually design something good enough to attract “normally-used-car-buyers”.

If this comes with the range extender option we’ve all been speculating about, I might be down.

That's why I want it. No one would accuse me of buying it just for the badge. 

“LAX with it’s ridiculous gates out in the middle of nowhere”

There are few feelings shittier than getting off the plane and onto a goddamn bus with no right of way on the airfield...

“As for jet lag, a big time-zone change scrambles me enough that I figure I’m going to have a useless day somewhere during the trip,” 

One summer in college I worked at Six Flags

just looks completely and utterly ridiculous.

I’ve always been more of a woodgrain man myself:

This site is full of hive minded idiots. Remember years of comments about the black plastic interiors of Cadillacs? Now that Lincoln is doing black plastic, suddenly its the charm of the automotive world according to Jalopnik comments.

I was hoping they’d call it the Porsche Macan Pro Max

Spot on. I’ve always learned that icing is for first aid; not recovery.

Gotta love that glossy black plastic interior, right?!

No way in hell that Icon with a whole Tesla inside costs less than a base Ferrari quatrofolienflameblowupanello. 

The fact that no one noticed for 3 years is a sure sign that the venn diagram of Jalops and Charlie the nth listeners is two separate circles.

“a luxury, electric SUV is exactly the type of vehicle a wealthy, liberal NYC elite would drive.”

Someone didn’t read the article.